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👋 When your Fantasy Suite turns into a nightmare... Pascal from The Golden Bachelorette pulled the ultimate French exit, leaving Joan at dinner without even touching his gourmet meal. C'est la drama!

In this edition:

• Fantasy suite rejection in Tahiti

• Which Bachelorette star penned novel?

• Plus: Martha Stewart diss?

Read time: 2 minutes | 468 words

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🥀 Pascal Ends Relationship with Joan

The Golden Bachelorette star Pascal just delivered the most brutal Fantasy Suite rejection we've ever seen. “I know what love is,” he told her. “I care about you as a friend…”

The Date That Went Terribly Wrong 💔 What started as a romantic Tahitian getaway turned into a full-on nightmare when Pascal completely blindsided Joan during their cruise ship dinner.

His excuse? He's "damaged goods" and just couldn't find that spark with Joan - this coming from the same guy who boldly stole her away on night one!

The Dramatic Exit... 🚢

• Pascal didn't even touch the gourmet dinner (a shocking move for a French bon vivant!)

• He angrily snapped at cameras while making his escape

• Production literally put him on a ferry and shipped him away from the cruise ship

Joan's heartbreaking quote says it all: "I had 24 people here in the beginning, I'm down to the last three, and I might leave with nobody."

Meanwhile, The Other Dates Were Actually Sweet ✨

• Guy (the doctor) went snorkeling with Joan

• Chock (the insurance exec) took her on an ATV adventure

• Joan made the bold move of keeping beds OUT of the Fantasy Suites to focus on emotional connections

The Drama's Not Over 🌹 With Pascal's dramatic exit, we're left with SO many questions: Will eliminated contestant Jordan get a second chance? Could Joan end up choosing no one? Is it down to just Guy and Chock?

Mark your calendars: "The Men Tell All" special is next week, followed by what's guaranteed to be an explosive finale on November 13th. Something tells us this golden love story isn't quite finished... 👀

THIS WEEK

• The Bachelorette star Hannah Brown teases her new romance novel The Four Engagement Rings of Sybil Rain available summer 2025.

• The Golden Bachelorette star calls out Martha Stewart after brutal diss about contestants on the series. “The guys aren’t hot enough…”

• Bachelor in Paradise stars Abigail Heringer and Noah Erb’s Oklahoma wedding photos finally revealed.

• The Bachelor’s Mark Anderson (Kelsey Anderson’s dad) may be dating One Tree Hill actress Barbara Woods after Halloween photo shoot.

• The Golden Bachelorette’s Charles L. talks about why he joined the series and what he loves about Joan Vassos. “It’s really my daughter…”

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